Talk about a fucking riot! Oh my god! Weekend started at 9 o'clock Friday night with a drive to Madison! Our arrival time was about 11pm and we let the shit show begin! :) Started off with a couple limon and 7's and some shots of good ol' soco with my baby sister, Cassie, Zac, and some random other UW-Madison students! Cassie and i then headed our asses downtown Madison! Fuck, was that ever an adventure...what was supposed to be like a 5 minute walk took us about 25 minutes because i made us turn the wrong way! Hahaha, i'm a dumb ass drunk! Anyway we went to Brother and Wandos! At Wandos we met to guys from Virouqa, what a small world?! Anyway, bars close at 2 so we head back to Karlas...i fell in the middle of University Ave. (Raining+flip flops=slippery hot mess and down for the count).. But, we did in time make it back to Karz apartment on Mifflin! Saturday was where the real hot mess came into play! Ooooh shit! We woke up and got ready to begin our Celtic Crawl in New Glarus (Yes, that is where they brew spotted cow)! Drinking started at about noon at Cassies Aunts house! After a few adult beverages we piled all 9 of us into this ghetto ass, old pile of shit suburban! (we had a dd) Off to the bar we went... one bar after another after another! Whew! From what i remember, there were about 7 bars in the crawl and a total of 800 people participating! It was an absolute RIOT! People dancing, talking, puking, you name it!
About about 4 we headed back to Monticello where our own pub crawl continued! We hit up like 6 more bars and just kept slamming em'! At this point, i was just a fucking shit show. I might have been told i HAD to drink a water in order to get another cocktail :/ opps! Oh well, it's St. Patties day! Who gives a shit?!?!
Next up, 9:45 a good friend of mine picked me up (in his beautiful mustang, Cassie wouldn't shut up about how much she loves his car) from the bar and we made our way to a lovely house party! Beer pong, beer bongs...wooooop! My kinda place! Ha! We were drinking and having a good time then.... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Oh fuck, it's the police! Probably more than half the party was underage. We were not allowed to leave the house because, "the cop ran all the plates in front of the house and they're all underage". Bull shit! Half the kids there ... their parents are the owners of their cars so, fuck that dumb cop for blowing smoke up his ass and scaring him and making everyone else mega paranoid! One girl (who was COVERED IN PUKE, from drinking with her parents) did get an underage..sorry Paige! Another underage guy (who was in his moms car, because she was there to get him) got taken to jail because he had a warrant out for an unpaid ticket..and she got an open intoxicant for having a bottle of vodka in the car!! What a dum dum... anyway.. the cops never did make their way into the house but i was passed out on the couch with my friend at about oooo 5ish! Haha! Finally at 6am we got the "okay" that we could leave! :) I wasn't really happy to leave because i was having such a good time but, all nights come to an end at some time... :(
So ... as you can see it was an amazing weekend that is going to be damn near impossible to top! So, until next time....
FIST PUMP :)
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