March 26th..i'm at a loss for word

Wellllll started out at Crystal and Sam's birthday and man did shit hit the fucking fan! Fuckkkkk! Free beer+free jello shots=fucked up kellie anne! God damn! Not only did i lose my fleece but, my screen on my phone is all cracked and fucked up too! Yea, i shouldn't be allowed to drink, this i know! I don't even really know where all we went because i was too drunk to remember. I was told today that i was near a 10 on the drunk scale. .... This just in, i just remember i did a keg stand prior to going down town. I remember some girl saying, she must be a gymnast! They were making fun of me because i pointed my toes. God damn, what a night! I will realize more as the day goes on I'm sure.

If you find a black free country jacket, it's mine!


FIST PUMP :)
and let me know if you remember anything else..

Guest Writter/Irish Car Bombs! WOOP! :)

Hey everyone, i thought i would switch things up a little today so my classmate Matt is guest writting on my blog about his night and a drink recipe for one of my all time favorite drinks/shots! :) I hope you enjoy! FIST PUMP :)




It was just about a week ago a few friends and myself began our Spring Break trip to none other than Las Vegas, Nevada. We arrived at the airport around 11 p.m. and had a friend waiting to take us to our hotel and as fast as possible get out on the town. About 1 a.m. we graced Toby Keith's Country Bar with our presence and proceeded to get drinks immediately. I ordered my life long friend Marques and myself drinks which were served in what seemed to be 120 ounce mason jars and set me back $25 for the Miller Lite and Captain and Coke. By no means am I complaining because my drink had nearly 1/3 bottle of booze in it. As the night went on Marques decided since we weren't going to be together for St. Patty's, we would celebrate it that night with Irish Car Bombs for the four of us. This particular shot/drink was new to me although I had heard stories. I am not a fan of any of the ingrediants and soon came to find out once mixed, Irish Car Bombs cannot be sipped, they must be drank all at once. I planned on doing mine in parts but by the second go at it, the mix had already began curdling. Trying to "man up", I continued my attempt to slam it and in the long run ended up in the bathroom throwing it up. This was hilarious to myself and everyone else because I wasn't in Vegas more than 3 hours and had already puked. Future advice to all...if you can't slam an Irish Car Bomb, just pass, because I wasted a $12 shot haha.

Irish Car Bomb ingredients and mixing instructions: Pour half a pint of chilled Guinness into a beer mug and let it settle. Take a shot glass filled with 1/2 oz. of Irish whiskey on the bottom and 1/2 oz. of Irish cream on top. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug

Check out more drink and shot recipes at my blog site: http://www.letsgettrashed.blogspot.com/

Celtic Pub Crawl! && house party!Saturday March 13th

Talk about a fucking riot! Oh my god! Weekend started at 9 o'clock Friday night with a drive to Madison! Our arrival time was about 11pm and we let the shit show begin! :) Started off with a couple limon and 7's and some shots of good ol' soco with my baby sister, Cassie, Zac, and some random other UW-Madison students! Cassie and i then headed our asses downtown Madison! Fuck, was that ever an adventure...what was supposed to be like a 5 minute walk took us about 25 minutes because i made us turn the wrong way! Hahaha, i'm a dumb ass drunk! Anyway we went to Brother and Wandos! At Wandos we met to guys from Virouqa, what a small world?! Anyway, bars close at 2 so we head back to Karlas...i fell in the middle of University Ave. (Raining+flip flops=slippery hot mess and down for the count).. But, we did in time make it back to Karz apartment on Mifflin!

Saturday was where the real hot mess came into play! Ooooh shit! We woke up and got ready to begin our Celtic Crawl in New Glarus (Yes, that is where they brew spotted cow)! Drinking started at about noon at Cassies Aunts house! After a few adult beverages we piled all 9 of us into this ghetto ass, old pile of shit suburban! (we had a dd) Off to the bar we went... one bar after another after another! Whew! From what i remember, there were about 7 bars in the crawl and a total of 800 people participating! It was an absolute RIOT! People dancing, talking, puking, you name it!

About about 4 we headed back to Monticello where our own pub crawl continued! We hit up like 6 more bars and just kept slamming em'! At this point, i was just a fucking shit show. I might have been told i HAD to drink a water in order to get another cocktail :/ opps! Oh well, it's St. Patties day! Who gives a shit?!?!

Next up, 9:45 a good friend of mine picked me up (in his beautiful mustang, Cassie wouldn't shut up about how much she loves his car) from the bar and we made our way to a lovely house party! Beer pong, beer bongs...wooooop! My kinda place! Ha! We were drinking and having a good time then.... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Oh fuck, it's the police! Probably more than half the party was underage. We were not allowed to leave the house because, "the cop ran all the plates in front of the house and they're all underage". Bull shit! Half the kids there ... their parents are the owners of their cars so, fuck that dumb cop for blowing smoke up his ass and scaring him and making everyone else mega paranoid! One girl (who was COVERED IN PUKE, from drinking with her parents) did get an underage..sorry Paige! Another underage guy (who was in his moms car, because she was there to get him) got taken to jail because he had a warrant out for an unpaid ticket..and she got an open intoxicant for having a bottle of vodka in the car!! What a dum dum... anyway.. the cops never did make their way into the house but i was passed out on the couch with my friend at about oooo 5ish! Haha! Finally at 6am we got the "okay" that we could leave! :) I wasn't really happy to leave because i was having such a good time but, all nights come to an end at some time... :(

So ... as you can see it was an amazing weekend that is going to be damn near impossible to top! So, until next time....

FIST PUMP :)

Blogging from my phone, taking another night off.. People are calling counselors because they think I'm an alcoholic.

Guess what I didn't do last night? Night of March 7th

I've recently been informed that blog blog is very repetitive, why don't you blog about something else? I just want to re-inform you all that blog is to do with going out and drinking. If i do not go out, there will not be a blog.

If you want I can blog about what i did do last night...nothing. I laid in my bed and watched The Crazies, did some facebooking, and some text messaging. Exciting huh? NO, thats why i don't blog about it. So, "Until next time" ...when i go out!

FIST PUMP :)

Saturday March 6th...OH SHIT

I'm not 100% sure about all of what happened last night but i'm going to try to recall..please assist me with any fuzzy details..

7-10 All you can drink at broncos

This dude kept buying Cassie and i shots, i believe he said he owned River City Ready Mix ... needless to say, i don't feel bad about him "making it rain" at the pub..

...This is where it starts to get fuzzy already haha! I think Cassie saw some girl puke so she decided to puke. Then we went to Arena (puke, i fucking hate that bar...with a passion)

Went to Shooters..

Went to Bennetts (i have no idea when this was but, i remember taking a car bomb)

Went to Brothers, And i'm pretty sure this was the last bar...?

Went to Jeff & Jims, Gave them my debit card and told them to give me a piece of pizza...didn't even care what kind it was..i just wanted that damn $3 slice of goodness!

Anyway, feel free to inform me how much of a drunk i was! Hahaa! :)

Until next time,

FIST PUMP :)

Where Bars outnumber grocery stores

I know this doesn't have anything to do withe me going out last night (WHICH I DIDN'T, Be impressed that this girl didn't go out on a Friday, I'm calling it more of a disapointment) But..in the mean time, check this out!

http://flowingdata.com/2010/03/02/where-bars-trump-grocery-stores/

So much for taking 3 days off of drinking... Night of Wed. March 3rd!

Pissed. We went downtown to get some wingys and guess what bar is freaking closed!? Coconut Joes! Not happy, went out specifically for wings...and, no wings! But, apparently they went out of business so we'll see! Regardless of the fact, we still went out! Lovely Bennett O Rileys...dollar rails! Vodka Cranberry is the love of my life..along with limon and 7... and keystone light! :) HAHA OHHH BOY! We didn't get too drunk but we did stay out till 2ish. Hopefully tonite with auc2d will be more entertaining! :) (I'm sure it will be)

My teacher "made" me go out! The night of Tuesday March 2nd...

So, Shelly said we had to post again for Thursday. I had no option but to go out! It just so happen to be a friends birthday so we again went to lovely Del's Bar and had a couple FANTASTIC bloody's!

After there we took a hoof to Bennett O Rileys and I was introduced to the Guinness Car Bomb! WOW, I THINK I'M IN FUCKING LOVE! I didn't think this girl would like it because i'm not a lover of Guinness but, woooop! Car bomb #1 turned in #2, #3, #4, and #5! Hahaha! God, i'm a wild child, AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! Until next time,

FIST PUMP! :)

WOOOOOP!